|
|
No Love...

May 23rd
Show Recap
The Show opened in Lake City with Beth singing the National Anthem, but before it was over, Funkmaster V proposed to her with a bouquet of dead flowers, claiming that they could have "profitable procreation" together, and that their babies could win American Idol. Beth said she was engaged to referee Bob O Mac, and this sent Funkmaster V into a rage. After elbow dropping the bouqet, he placed his hands on Beth, and Bobby ran from the back and quickly bounced Funkmaster out of the ring.
Scotty Atomic pinned J-Mac with his feet on the ropes.
The Rip used underhanded tactics and injured Trooper T and got the pin
Travis Sawyer, Tony Lucassio, and Donovan Daniels came out to the ring and stated that the Platinum Kings were done, and that there was going to be no Tag Team Tournament match between them or the Blassies. TXW owner Jerry Tipton pleaded with Travis Sawyer, but after the contract was ripped in front of him, Jerry Tipton threatened legal action. Travis reluctantly agreed.
Shawn Schultz defeated Bodacious Nick by pinfall. After the match, Nick received a standing ovation because this was his last match before being sent into the Iraq War.
After the Reaper stated he had an injury, Sgt AWOL said he found a replacement in his old friend Tyson Daly. The TXW Tag Team Tournament Finalists "Ruff Cut" was upset by Sgt AWOL and Tyson Daly, after the Blassie Twins distracted them.
The Platinum Kings tried to tag and defeat the red hot Blassie Twins, but they just could not get along. At one point, Travis Sawyer was body slammed by everyone in the ring besides the referee! The match ended when the former partners Robbie Race and Travis Sawyer fought all the way to the back. The Blassie advanced to the finals of the TXW Tag Title tournament, but Ruff Cut hit the ring and beat the brothers mercilessly after the match. The TXW Tag Team Finals will be red hot as the Blassies will be set to take on Ruff Cut.
After that match, Buggy Boy hit the ring with a dozen kids in tow! After Buggy passed out some slimy trash from his shopping cart to the kids, Buggy Boy got in the ring and pummeled the referee Bob O Mac! Buggy Boy ripped off his mask and it was none other than Funkmaster V!
In the semi Main Event, former tag team partners from the Forsaken Angles Guild Bobby Rayne and Merrick Vestal and the White Trash Champ Scott Trojan beat the snot out of each other in a three way dance. Bobby Rayne got the win.
In our Main Event, the TXW champion Jerry Lee once again pinned Donovan Daniels cleanly in the ring, but Donovan Daniels and his manager Tony LuCassio stole the belt and left with it once again!
This total disregard for the rules and disrespect for the Championship has made TXW management book one final Title Match:
Fans bring the Weapons match for the TXW Heavyweight Championship!
***JERRY HAS PERSONALLY PROMISED***
YOU BRING IT
DONOVAN & TONY WILL BE HIT WITH IT
|
| |
|