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Funkmaster V
Believe in the Funk!
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Hometown: Funk City 2049
Ht: 5'10
Wt: 230
Finisher: Funky Figure Four
Signature Moves: 1000 Watts of Funk (Turnbuckle Knee Drop)
Rolling Funk Clothesline
Glory! Neckbreaker
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Funkmaster V AKA "Cousin Vinnie" Vineyard has been known around the Southeast as an obnoxious musical performer, mean-spirited comedian, and a controversial radio show host. But what drug him into the TXW spotlight was actually an incident at Wal-Mart. Funk, the owner of a quasi-new 2006 Suzuki Aerio Hatchback Wagon (with totally boss rims), walked out of the store one day to find that his driver's side door had been scratched. Even though most believe the scratch looks more like it was done with a key than a buggy, Funk blames the Buggy Boy's care-free work ethic for the scratch.
Rational or not, Funkmaster V seeks revenge.
Funkmaster V is currently a manager/ wrestler in the TXW. Most analysts agree, with his extensive Judo background and "win at all costs mentality", Funkmaster V could be a force to reckon with in the TXW if his raw talent is nurtured properly.
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